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The unauthorized reproduction or distribution of CDI materials is illegal. Criminal copyright infringement including infringement without monetary gain, is investigated by the Bureaucracy and is punishable by up to 20 years in federal prison and a fine of 850,00 Tonsks.
Bureaucracy law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of CDI materials.
By agreeing to take part in this experiment you confirm that you are a willing participant in this great human exodus and that any previous rights, ties, and or bonds, will be amended by the bureaucracy upon your arrival. In exchange the Bureaucracy ensures your safe pilgrimage or financial compensation should you fail to meet your destination.
Any additional concerts will not be recognized due to the expediency of the departure, and you agree to any and all future terms that will be clarified by the Bureaucracy and/or her sister agencies should the Bureaucracy fall.
The Bureaucracy reserves the right to cancel or amend the sojourn and these terms and conditions without notice in the event of catastrophe, war, civil or military disturbance, act of god eldritch or otherwise, or any actual or anticipated breach of any applicable law or regulation or any other event outside the Bureaucracy's control.
Please read these terms of service carefully before consenting to the Sojourn ™ as operated by the Bureaucracy. We will provide these services to you, which are subject to the conditions stated below in this contract. For the duration of the Sojourn ™ and your extended stay on any Bureaucracy owned property, you accept the following conditions. This is why we urge you to read them carefully.
Before you continue to use our services we advise you to read our privacy policy regarding our user data collection. We will be utilizing and monitoring your biometrics during and after your Sojourn ™. It will help you better understand our practices and it will help us better understand the biological composition of your bodies, in order to create a smoother transition to your new star system.
(This information will not be accessible by you at any point and we do not have a legal responsibility to warn you of any cancerous forms, plagues, or viral infections that may be discovered during your extended biological monitoring.)
Bureaucracy branded content, (digital downloads, coffee mugs, complimentary pens, and pillow mints (if applicable)) is the property of the Bureaucracy and its creators and protected by international and interstellar copyright laws. The entire compilation of Bureaucracy content can be retrieved from our catalog which you should also read in full and is the exclusive property of the Bureaucracy, with copyright authorship for this compilation by the Bureaucracy.
(Bureaucracy logo tattoos or body modifications also make you the property of the Bureaucracy until you are able to have the modifications removed by a Bureaucracy specific removal institution after you have filled out the required paperwork.)
The entire communication with us is in person and electronic dialogues. Every time you appear before us or send an email, or visit our website, you are communicating with us and therefore consent to receive communications from us. We will continue to communicate with you by posting news, and notices on our website, sending you emails and sliding propaganda papers beneath your door, and projecting advertisements on the interior walls of your apartment. You also agree that all notices, disclosures, agreements and other communications we provide to you electronically meet the legal requirements that such communications be in writing.
By visiting this star system, you agree that the laws of the Bureaucracy, without regard to principles of conflict laws, will govern these terms of service, or any dispute of any sort that might come between the Bureaucracy and you, or its business partners and associates.
Your use of the Sojourn ™ is solely at your own risk. We reserve the right to make additions,deletions, or modifications to the contents of the Sojourn ™ Contract at any time without prior notice. The operator disclaims all responsibility and liability for any damages or losses arising directly or indirectly as a result of the use of the information contained on this ship, or in the event of a piloting accident.
The Bureaucracy and its owners, affiliates, and contributing authors shall not be held liable for any errors or omissions in the information nor for the availability of this information. We will not be liable for any losses, injuries, eldritch curses, or memory damages from the display or use of this information.